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Jack Spicer
i'm a human, obnoxious, selfish, trans, mean, autistic, young teen
i seek to take over the world with my evil jackbot army
i'm better than everybody else, i don't have feelings or weakness, i'm very confident and evil!
i show up to every xiaolin showdown, even when i'm bound to lose, to get shen gong wu
i hate the xiaolin monks (more like xiaolin LOSERS) especially raimundo pedrosa, who i *don't* have a crush on bc i'm NOT gay
deep down i'm lonely and hate myself but I'd rather die than admit it